How men can amuse themselves when taken shopping!!!!!!! Got it From Internet

How men can amuse themselves when taken shopping!!!!!!!

HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her Husband or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a Customer in Oxford :


Dear Mrs. Murray ,

Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your Husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all Verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's Trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute Intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to Feminine Products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code3' in housewares..... And watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing Department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor Gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the Antidepressants were.

10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna' look using different size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, Yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'


We thank you for your patronage, but please leave your husband at home.

Tesco.

Banbury.

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Betol ka kawan kawan?

Try This out Out.. Jangan Pening pening

How how? Pening sudah?

Baca but Jangan Pecah Perut Sudah.. Susa saya Nanti

Dear hubby,



I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.. I've been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your games. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either, you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.


Your EX-Wife

P.S.: Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Wife



Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my games so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk dress: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.


Signed/- Your Ex-Husband,
Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S.: I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born as Carla(woman).........I hope that's not a problem.

Glenn Fredly - Good Times Bad Times

Some old song by Glenn Fredly. Oldie but Goodie! hahahahah Layan eh.....




Lyric
You don’t even have to try
It comes easy for you
The way you move is so appealing
It could make me cry
Go out driving with my friends
In Bobby’s big old beat up car
I’m with a lot of people then, you know
I wonder, I wonder, where you are
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
I don’t want to say goodbye
Don’t want to walk you to the door
I spend a little time with you
I want a little more
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that

Enjoy!

FINALLY!!!!

Assalamualaikum.. hehe Finally dapat gak aku mengupdate kan blog aku yang dah lama tak update nie! Dah sebulan aku keja baru aku(dan member aku) mampu nak malangani p1 wimax masok rumah ni.. ingakan nak pakai streamyx.. tapi biasalah streamyx ni.. kata 2 hari bekerja.. tapi lebeh dari sebulan..

nanti nanti aku akan update lagi! :)

outie!

Back to Reality. Holiday dah abis dah!

adeh.. sik sangka.. abis dah cuti ku seminggu di kuching eh.. boring + boring + boring + chill (sekda jam and sik rush mun mok ke siney siney) ya la rasa time mok balit malam tek.

today dah mok start keja baru! just mok update blog jak tok.. 2 bulan dah sik update.. gila eh! hahaha btw.. boring balit kuching selain balit time raya! damn! sip bait ada sidak sidak kawan nak belaja agik! hahaha thanx boy (kazen ku), Kam, anip, boy fadzil, adi, and shila (gerek boy) hahah thanks oi lepak ngan aku! :p

UPDATE! UPDATE!

SOrry bosss.. lama tak update. Biasa laa bz dengan kehidupan.. Banyak yang aku miss dalam dunia blog ni.. hahah :p anyway.. nak update siket jaa..

SELAMAT TAHUN BARU, SELAMAT TAHUN BARU CINA.. and apa lagi yang aku lupa eh? hehehe :p anyway.. sorry pasal lama tak update.. :p aku baru dapat keja.. keja apa.. ada laa.. so aku tak tau la bila aku leh update blog ni.. salu update ka tak tau gak..

so... kepada kawan kawan aku yang tak reja lagi tu.. InsyaAllah one day dapat la keja tu.. tunggu jer.. masa akan menentu kan.. kalau malas nak tunggu masa.. usaha la sikit! hehe :p ok chaloo.. bye..

Assalamualaikum..

keja keja keja!

aduhh.. sakit pala bila part nak carik keja ni.. hahaha.. semua dah try.. jobstreet, monster, email dan termasok la anta surat.. asal eh susah sangat nak carik keja pada zaman skang ni?

anyway.. congrate la king sebab dapat keja lu.. hahaha good luck ah.. jangan nak memain bila time keja tu.. tak sia sia dari dulu aku letak nama ko kat ym aku as MAMAK PROGRAMMER.. kan skang betol betol jadi programmer.. heheh eh salah.. JAVA DEVELOPER.. hehe,,

kepada kawan kawan sepejuangan aku yang lain.. jangan putus harapan.. heheheh pejuang kita carik keja tak selesai lagi.. heahahahah.. harap harap lam ujong taun ni semua da dapat keja la.. heheh :p GOOD LUCK GUYS!

p/s: kepada sapa sapa yang baca blog ni nak amek aku kaja.. sila sila la tinggal kan komen.. keja kat mana.. post apa.. gaji boleh neego! hahaha :p

Thanx for this wonderfull 2 years exprience in Twintech :)

akhirnya aku berjaya abih kan aku nyer degree.. tapi.. di sebalek aku habis kan aku nyer degree aku juga berasa berat hati nak meninggal kan kehidupanku, kawan kawan ku, dan house mate ku..

to my house mate.. i will miss you all, miss the thing we done together, pendek kata aku hamper teriak la bila ada sorang kawan aku ni cakap bye bye kat aku.. (heheh macam gay la plak)

p/s: Mintak maaf la kalau aku ada buat silap kat korang, thanx tahan dengan perangai aku, thanx for being there, thanx tolong kau siap kan final project aku, Pendek kata.. kalau umo panjang kita jumpa lagi

wan, dzofeer, botak, joe, min, farid, king i see u when u see me! :) bak kata wan.. aku doa kan korang semua bahagia dan sucess dalam apa ja korang buat, keja ka further study ka kawen ka.. couple kaa.. semua la..

amin..

adib. :)



thanx joe for this wonderful photo clip! :)

dua exam dalam satu masa!

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hari ini dalam sejarah yang memungkin kan aku mengalami sindrom gila 3 suku akibat kebodohan kolej aku yang menyebab kan aku ambek 2 papar final aku! 2 paper tu ialah Artificial Inteligent and Data Structure.. dan kedua paper tu paper 3 jam satu! hahahaha

Tadi ingat tak mo amek paper data structure.. but.. bila pk pk balek.. sakit plak nanti nak kena turun petang ker.. esok lusa ke.. so aku amek keputusan(di bantu oleh cik wan yang sengal) untuk amek skali paper data structure tu.. hahah lepas lepas jer aku abis paper artificial inteligence.. aku terus mintak paper data structure.. time tu jam baru kol 10.30 aku ingat sempat lagi la nak setel satu lagi paper (time tu pon pala aku dah tak berapa center.. lari 30 darjah ke arah selatan sket)


5 minit lepas tu.. aku dapat la paper data structure aku tu.. bukak bukak jer.. DAMNnnnn dalam hati kecik aku.. ahahah mati aku! hahah menatang haram menda nie? satu pon aku tak paham.. tapi.. aku buat gak.. menipu tahap gaban(tahap wan jer.. bukan tahap king..).. tak tau la apa kata lecturer data structure aku nanti.. hahahah asmpai kol 12 aku dah kuar dari bilek exam.. aduhhh sakit pala aku.. ahahahah sebab ni la aku nak blog nak luah kan perasaan aku! hahaha :P.. aku rasa kan. aku dah gila la.. camna eh?

p/s: thanx budak rumah.. sebab melayan kepala aku yang tak betol sket ni! hahahah damn!! damn! damn!

17 NOVEMBER 2008

damn damn damn.. sik ku sedar duhal.. sik lamak agik dah mok final presentation for system ku eh.. walaupun kawan ku dah post benda nak sama.. tapi ku mok juak post benda tok. sakit palak bila pk balit ku pun presentation and system ku tok.. dah la system sik complete agik.. kira kira bok dalam 20% sampei nektok..

PHP oh PHP.. hahahahaha.. yalah tek.. di berik masa 4 bulan k molah keja sigek team ney pat.. dah la mok polah system sepatut nya ada project leader sorang, analysis sorang, designer sorang, programming sorang, system tester sorang tapi semua keja ya di polah oleh sorang jak.. sik sakit palak and lambat kerejaan yaa? anyway.. try my best jak la.. and hope for the best!.

17 arie bulan ya still dalam final exam.. gila nak.. ya juak mok final exam ya juak mok final presentation.. isk isk isk banyak na mok di pk tok eh.... boleh gila ku di kerja benda tok eh,, hahah anyway. thanx to people around me.. always berik ku support anytime ku mok.. thanx!

p/s: kepada yang tak paham.. just buat buat paham k.. :)
kepadah budak budak rumah.. GOOD LUCK

La La Means I LOVE YOU... :D :p

my fav song.. try to listen and try to feel it! heheh.. quite nice song for people who are really in love! :p. and if u know this song try sing along

Lyric for people who seems doesn'n know this song and also want to sing along!

Verse 1:

Many guys have come to you
With a line that wasn't true
And you passed them by (passed them by)
Now you're in the center ring
And their lines don't mean a thing
Why don't you let me try (let me try)
Now I don't wear a diamond ring
I don't even have a song to sing
All I know is
Chorus:
La la la la la la la la la means
I love you
[1: Oh, baby please now
2: Oh... baby]

La la la la la la la la la means
I love you
Verse 2:
If I ever saw a girl
That I needed in this world
You are the one for me (one for me)
Let me hold me in my arms
Girl, and thrill you with my charms
I'm sure you will see (you will see)
The things I am sayin' are true
And the way I explain them to you
Listen to me
Instrumental break
Partial verse:
The things I am sayin' are true
And the way I explain them to you, yes to you
Listen to me
Coda [repeat to fade]:
La la la la la la la la la means
I love you
[1: Oh, you'll have to understand
2: Come on and take my hand]

so? how was it?

p/s: La la la la la la :p

enjen KERETA ku gugok!

adohh adohh.. enjen reta ku jatoh.. sakit palak.. pi nasib baek la dah anta kat bengkel abang lee keramat untuk di bedah dah buat mounting baru..

credit to: Dzofeer and Botak! hahaha thanx teman kan aku anta reta kat abang lee.. and for the nice picture (for me) haha and bawak camera korang! hahahahahah :p :)

nilai ka bangi ka kajang?

Bandar Sri Mahkota ni.. kat Nilai ke? Bangi ke? Kajang ker? aku rasa la.. Bandar Sri Mahkota tu kat Nilai (Negeri Sembilan) tapi bila sampai pagi tadi.. ada sign board cakap situ kawasan Pembandaran Kajang.. hahah WTF! ahahahah

Anyway bukan pasal benda tu yang aku nak cerita.. haha yang aku nak cerita ialah pasal aku pegi Empiyar Putra College pagi tadi. Sebab pegi sana coz nak kena ambik SILLY-BUS aku.. sebab aku pelu kan SILLY-BUS aku ialah sebab DEKAN aku cakap aku tak lepas transfer kredit, sebab dia cakap aku tak lepas transfer credit coz dia cakap, UWN tak approve aku nyer tran-script, sebab UWM tak aprove aku nyer transfer credit sebab tak ada complete SILLY-BUS.. So dah dapat SILLY-BUS tu and aku dah bagi kat DEKAN aku.. aku harap dia orang aprove la.. malas doow nak pk time skang nie.. wat sakit pala ja..

Dah la aku ni final year.. tinggal beberapa minggu lagi dah nak abih.. aduuhhh sakit ati wooo.. tiba tiba plakkk fakulti kolej aku soh aku amek balek SUBJECT SUBJECT SEM 1 & 2 = 1 tahun lagi woo.. takmo laa.. perasaan skang nie nak keja! keja! keja! hahaha.. nak ada duit sendiri.. takyah bergantong harap kat mara tu! hahahahah.. tapi anyway thanx la MARA bagi aku duit 700 sebulan dah tolong baya kereta aku cash! hahahahah :p

Anyway thanx to abang Botak, min and abang Farid la.. teman kan aku pi Nilai walau pon tak jaoh (tak sampai 15 minit dari Bangi).. thanx a lot.. hahah lain hari kita buat lain plak weh! hahah :p outie!