Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Update

   My current location is in M***.


Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Its Over Now


Its Over now by 112.. ahh.. bringging back memories. :)

What is this?
Numbers in your pocket
I remember when you
Used to throw those things away
Why do you wanna keep in touch now?
Who gave you a reason?
To act so shady

Baby you know
You can call me anytime
Anything you needed I would give it to you
Ooh, that's how much I care for you
You wanna act now
Never call me back now
Turning off your cell phone
Girl you know that ain't cool
Yes I don't understand baby yeah

[1] - Baby it's a shame we gotta go through this
We can't even talk
Girl we don't even kiss
I never would've thought
We'd be breaking up like this
But it's over now
It's over now

You think that I don't know what's going on
Cause you're always home alone
And I'm always out of town
You need to stop trying to play me
Cause you can't even fade me
I know you're messing around baby

Baby you know
You can call me anytime
Anything you needed I would give it to you
That's how much I care for you baby
You wanna act now
Never call me back now
Turning off your cell phone
Girl you know that ain't cool
Oh I don't understand baby

[Repeat 1 (2x)]

Baby it's a shame
A shame that we go through
The things
that we go through
When you're in love with me
And I'm in love with you
I think that we should talk about our problems
Instead of running away
Oh baby it's a shame
We couldn't work it out
Forgot what love was all about
And the feelings we had from the start
My heart will always be with you, oh
Girl it's over

[Repeat 1 till end]

Thursday, January 21, 2010

How men can amuse themselves when taken shopping!!!!!!! Got it From Internet

How men can amuse themselves when taken shopping!!!!!!!

HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her Husband or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a Customer in Oxford :


Dear Mrs. Murray ,

Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your Husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all Verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's Trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute Intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to Feminine Products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code3' in housewares..... And watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing Department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor Gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the Antidepressants were.

10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna' look using different size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, Yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'


We thank you for your patronage, but please leave your husband at home.

Tesco.

Banbury.

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Betol ka kawan kawan?

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Try This out Out.. Jangan Pening pening


How how? Pening sudah?

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Baca but Jangan Pecah Perut Sudah.. Susa saya Nanti

Dear hubby,



I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.. I've been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your games. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either, you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.


Your EX-Wife

P.S.: Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Wife



Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my games so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk dress: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.


Signed/- Your Ex-Husband,
Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S.: I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born as Carla(woman).........I hope that's not a problem.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Glenn Fredly - Good Times Bad Times

Some old song by Glenn Fredly. Oldie but Goodie! hahahahah Layan eh.....




Lyric
You don’t even have to try
It comes easy for you
The way you move is so appealing
It could make me cry
Go out driving with my friends
In Bobby’s big old beat up car
I’m with a lot of people then, you know
I wonder, I wonder, where you are
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
I don’t want to say goodbye
Don’t want to walk you to the door
I spend a little time with you
I want a little more
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that
Good times, bad times, give me some of that

Enjoy!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

For the Ultimate Concern of King WC

Damn damn damn you WC! Asal aku sakit ati ngan budak nama WC ni eh? Kata bos tapi damn lah buat reja macam nang haram (bak kata dzofeer) hahah

By the way dia ni memang pro.. Tapi prosak lah! Buat comercial manager konon. Buat contract tak reti. Bos apa dia. Macam haram! Dah la tak reti buat contract, baca contract pon tak pandai. Hahah bos konon. Hail to King WC!

Dah la kusut ngan King WC nieh, ada gak la sorang oink oink ni, nama dia CC. Dah la angkat diri jadi bos! Apa ka jadah nya! Hahah boleh plak dia cakap "if WC nos aroundN then I am person in charge in the office" tak sedar diri lansong. Padahal just account exec je, tapi perasan bos. Dah la perasan bos, penyebok dan rasa macam dia power ja! Fak u la!

Ok la. Nak cita pasal 2 ekor nie memang boleh 5 page la aku post ni. Buang masa jak. Ok lam da!